Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A gay man watches football.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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