- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

deez nuts

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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