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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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