- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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