- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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