- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

noah is a scrub jungle

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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