- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Face Hunter is scum

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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