Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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