what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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