Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

You having friends.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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