What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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