- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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