- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A man was shot. He died.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Whats funny? Your face.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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