I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

fava beans

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Guess what? AIDS!

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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