What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

wanna here a joke? you.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

flavin's head

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

my wife out of the kitchen

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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