- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.