What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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