- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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