- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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