Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Racial Equality

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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