- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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