- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

I <3 Hitler

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??