- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What is green and slow Grass.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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