Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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