- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Tall asians

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

copy me and i will kill you

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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