- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

copy me and i will kill you

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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