What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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