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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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