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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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