- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

whats a joke

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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