Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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