Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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