Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

The queen having a shit

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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