- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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