what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the fish say after he

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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