- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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