Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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