Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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