Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

ur an fagit

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

I was watching Fox news.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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