A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Anti Joke

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