- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Cripples are lame.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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