- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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