- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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