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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Robin, get in the car!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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