- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

anal seepage

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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