- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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