- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Asians.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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