A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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sadf

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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