That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

SUCK MY NUTS

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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