Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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