Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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