whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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