What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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haha

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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