What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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