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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

how much fish could a chicken

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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