- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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