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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Sir, your wife is dead

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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