- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

my mind's eye?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Maths.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

John lazzaro likes dick

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats gay and american? a gay american

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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