- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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