- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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