- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I was once a hamster.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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