Half life 3 confirmed

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Error 37.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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whats my name? Matt

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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