Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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