- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

run farther?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Wolfjob.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

c-? men, C-men

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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