- Anti Joke

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.