I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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mexicans fishing

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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