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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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