How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Jordan is pregant

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A American seeking into mexico

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

i killed my family

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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