- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

There's my tractor.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your so gay, that you like men!

I walk into a bar...

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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