It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Who wants $300? Me too.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

when debbie meets downer

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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