- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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