Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Hail Hitler

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Roses are red, yup.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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