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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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