- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Who invented apple? God

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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