- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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