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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

I put my baby in a microwave.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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