Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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