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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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