- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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