What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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