- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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