why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Reverse psychology never fails.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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