- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

just in time?

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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